Slime Quotes

“HUGE-A-MONGOUS!”
― David Walliams, Slime

“will then dispose of the chocolate by eating it. Anyone who refuses to hand over their chocolate to me will not be EXPELLED. They will be held upside down by their ankles and dangled out of the window until they hand over their chocolate. After I have eaten their chocolate, then, and only then, will they be EXPELLED.”
― David Walliams, Slime

“Glutton shoved her lump of a husband off her and scrambled to her feet. Next she shut off the ice-cream tap, which had still been splurging away. CLICK! “It’s Ned,” announced Ned, still hovering outside their van on his slocket. “Remember me?”
― David Walliams, Slime