The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry Quotes

“her perception of egregious enfucktation in her current, present, and unfortunate familial circumstances.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry

“Men should never be too good-looking. It gave them ideas.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry

“Mrs. Medlow, Delly’s landlady, had a sitting room thoroughly enkittenated on nearly every surface that was not already too thickly barnacled with ribbons, doilies, and porcelain shepherdesses to be an appropriate canvas for kittenization.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry

“We shouldn’t miss an opportunity to find interest in the beauties of nature, when we’re both so fond of feeling interested.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry

“I'm of the belief that too much moral improvement causes looseness of the joints and pernicious fatigue.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry

“She was no kind of beauty, she knew, but she had good thick hair and a decent set of tits, and when presented to an audience generously inclined toward thickly behaired and generously betitted gulls, she'd been told that she could charm the fleas out of a mattress.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry

“Essentially, she ought to do none of the things toward which she was naturally inclined, and do all of the things she thought were a real pain in the tits.”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry

“…not exactly regulation hammerball; what?”
― C.M. Waggoner, The Ruthless Lady's Guide to Wizardry