A Scot Mess Quotes

“Come now, Rocque, we’ve been over this. Mathematics isnae to be feared. ‘Tis a useful skill, and one ye use every day.” He shifted forward on his bench, propping his elbows on either side of his smeared drawing and lacing his fingers together. “Two bannock cakes plus two bannock cakes makes—” “A man no’ shit for a week?” Finn supplied. Malcolm’s eyes crinkled as he tried not to smile. “And if Kiergan has six women who are willing to fook him senseless, and there are seven days in a week, how many women can he—”
― Caroline Lee, A Scot Mess