Dave the Villager 24 Quotes

“Do you think I’ll ever eat baked potatoes again?” Carl blurted out. “Vioroth said she doesn’t think there are any potatoes on this continent. What if that’s right? I don’t think I can live without baked potatoes. They’re just too delicious.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Keep quiet, creeper,” said Spidroth, “or you shall feel my wrath.” “The wrath of a chicken, that’s pretty scary.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Spidroth had finished transforming, but this time she wasn’t a giant ball of spider legs and red eyes: She was a gigantic red chicken. “BWAAAAARRRKKKK!!!!!!!” The chicken roared, and then it charged towards the creeper”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Everyone who can’t fight, get inside,” shouted Dave. “Anyone who wants to fight but doesn’t have a weapon, come to me and I’ll give you one.” “What about those of us that have weapons but don’t want to fight?” asked Jean-Cowphio. But in spite of his protests, Jean-Cowphio put on his gold armor. More cowmen than Dave would have thought volunteered to join the battle, and Dave quickly whipped them up some bows, swords and arrows: bow and arrows for when the creepers were far away, and swords for if they got too near.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“How do you two know my sister anyway?” Vioroth asked. “She tried to kill us, then she joined us, then she betrayed us, then she turned into a potato, and then she joined us again,” said Carl. “You know, the usual.” Vioroth grinned. “A creeper, a villager and a child of Herobrine,” she said, shaking her head. “You do make an unlikely trio.” “We used to have a pigman, a robot and a female clone of Steve as well,” said Carl. “Oh, and a baby zombie who turned big and a villager with the eyes of a spider. We tend to pick up a lot of weirdos.” “Well, if you’re friends of Spidroth, you’re friends of mine,” said Vioroth.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“he began to rap: “Uh,” he said. “Uh, uh. This one goes out to the haters. You think you can keep Jean-Cowphio down? No way. I rise like baked bread.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“This epic battle was drawn by BRBasher!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Why did you leave a pause before you said ‘Meep Tribe’?” asked Dave. “For dramatic effect,” said the cowman. “Did it work?” “Not really,” said Dave.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“She tried to kill us, then she joined us, then she betrayed us, then she turned into a potato, and then she joined us again,” said Carl. “You know, the usual.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Watch out!” Dave yelled. Spidroth and Jean-Cowphio turned their heads, looking up in horror as the jet of lava sped towards them… … but then something unexpected happened. One of Spidroth’s arms instantly transformed into a huge red shield, and the lava splattered harmlessly off of it. “Waa!” Spidroth yelled, looking at her gigantic shield arm. Wait, Dave realized. That’s not a shield… that’s a wing! Suddenly Spidroth’s body began twisting and contorting: red feathers the size of pigs bursting from her skin. “YAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!!” she screamed, as her eyes glowed and her body crackled with red electricity. “W-what’s happening to her?” Jean-Cowphio asked, dragging Vioroth’s unconscious body over towards Dave. “I… I think she’s monstermaxing,” said Dave. “Wait,” said Carl, as he and Chief Udder ran over to join them, “I thought she lost those monster-whatever powers?” “I guess not,” said Dave. “But this monstermax form looks different. It looks almost like…” “Oh, no way,” grinned Carl, looking up as Spidroth finished transforming. “I’m going to make fun of her so much if we all get out of this alive.” Spidroth had finished transforming, but this time she wasn’t a giant ball of spider legs and red eyes: She was a gigantic red chicken. “BWAAAAARRRKKKK!!!!!!!” The chicken roared, and then it charged towards the creeper queen. CHAPTER NINE Mega Chicken, I Choose You!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“KRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“One thing that Herobrine asked us to do was to look for end portals. He was desperate to find one, and all four of us ordered our subjects to dig underground everywhere to try and find one. I’ve no idea what Herobrine wanted with the End, but I assume there’s something there that could help him destroy the world. I’ve no idea what, though. So Spidroth, my brothers and I all ruled over our empires for years, fighting wars to protect our borders and putting down rebellions. Then one day Herobrine summoned all four of us to his castle in the mountains.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Uh,” he said. “Uh, uh. This one goes out to the haters. You think you can keep Jean-Cowphio down? No way. I rise like baked bread. I’ve got higher durability than an enchanted diamond pickaxe. I’m about to drop beats on you like a—” Then, suddenly, Jean-Cowphio fainted. Vioroth chuckled. “What’s wrong with him?” said Dave. “Did you do something to him?” “I lifted the curse,” grinned Vioroth. “He’s fast asleep. I just didn’t want to hear any more of his rap. Come on, come inside. I’ve just put a pumpkin pie on: you must all be starving.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Everyone who can’t fight, get inside,” shouted Dave. “Anyone who wants to fight but doesn’t have a weapon, come to me and I’ll give you one.” “What about those of us that have weapons but don’t want to fight?” asked Jean-Cowphio.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Uh, uh. This one goes out to the haters. You think you can keep Jean-Cowphio down? No way. I rise like baked bread. I’ve got higher durability than an enchanted diamond pickaxe. I’m about to drop beats on you like a—”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Mega Chicken, I Choose You!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Suddenly Dave felt his cheeks glowing red. “I mean, uh… love as in a friend,” Dave said quickly.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“CHAPTER NINE Mega Chicken, I Choose You!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Weird time for Herobrine to go for a swim,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“When is Alex coming back?? [CLASSIFIED] When is Steve coming back???? [CLASSIFIED] Isn’t that CLASSIFIED joke getting a bit old?  [CLASSIFIED]”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Enderbrine,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 24: An Unofficial Minecraft Book