Can I Give My Husband Back? Quotes

“being a part”
― Kristen Bailey, Can I Give My Husband Back?

“That was wrong of Granny. Daddy is not a melon.’ Their little eyes peer at me through the mirror. I did the right thing there. But their father is the worst sort of lying evil shitmelon there is.”
― Kristen Bailey, Can I Give My Husband Back?

“It’s a parking thing… Who is that man?’ I ask. Iris peers over to inspect. ‘He’s Giles’ dad.’ ‘Do we like Giles?’ ‘Not unless we like boys who pee down slides. He stood at the top, peed down it like a waterfall. The boy is feral,’ Iris says, strong judgement in her tones.”
― Kristen Bailey, Can I Give My Husband Back?