Young Men in Spats Quotes

“Captain Bradbury's right eyebrow had now become so closely entangled with his left that there seemed no hope of ever extricating it without the aid of powerful machinery.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Young Men in Spats

“The voice of a donkey braying in the neighbouring meadow seemed like the mocking laughter of demons.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Young Men in Spats

“What it all boils down to, if you follow me, is that certain blokes — me, for example — have got much too much of the ready, while certain other blokes — the martyred proletariat, for instance — haven't got enough. This makes it fairly foul for the m.p., if you see what I mean.”
― P.G. Wodehouse, Young Men in Spats