Unsupervised Quotes

“What’s something you’ve always wondered about but never asked?” The words spill out of my mouth without any conscious effort. I’m not sure I actually spoke them until the roar of laughter rolls over me. “Do crabs think we walk sideways?”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“Serena comes in after her midday shift and tosses a baggie of weed on the table. “One of my regulars tipped me with a few grams.” “Perfect,” Zara says. “Kelly bought ice cream. And the new Henry Cavill show just released on Netflix.” “Girl’s night!” Remee exclaims.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“If you ever know you have one hour left to live, spend it with him because every second was a fucking eternity.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“No, husbands are like algebra. Everyone says you’ll need one later in life, but it’s bullshit.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“And if you want my opinion, he totally owes you a coffee. His stupid hair and clothes just sucked it right up. How rude.” His words and the smirk on his face make me smile in spite of myself. “Also, I like your word for it much better. From now on, garbage disposals will be known as angry sinks.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of my vagina clanging shut.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“Ow!” Serena cries, shifting around. “A branch just tried to take my anal virginity.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“It’s like a mouse darting back into its hole. Do they always do that?” Serena chokes on a laugh. “Girl…god, I can’t even with you. You’re killing me.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“Marty climbs out and heads for the diving board—holy hell, where did his penis go? Oh god. I said that out loud.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“Marty climbs out and heads for the diving board—holy hell, where did his penis go?”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“First of all, sleeping with a guy for the first time doesn’t mean he’s taking anything. You aren’t losing anything to him. That’s some patriarchal, misogynistic nonsense. Society putting value on what they consider a woman’s purity is as wrong as it gets. You’ll be the same person with the same worth after you have sex. You just have to make sure you’re attracted to the guy, you’re protected, and that it’s what you really want to do.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised

“And by not end well, I mean after eight years she didn’t know that I like my women like I like my coffee. Strong, hot, and without another guy’s dick in it.”
― S.M. Shade, Unsupervised