Midlife Demon Hunter Quotes

“I swallowed hard. “You shouldn’t do that.” “Why not?” I went with complete honesty. “My clothes will fall off.”
― Shannon Mayer, Midlife Demon Hunter

“At another time I would have felt embarrassed to be attracted to two men at once. But that was then, and I was a new kind of cougar.”
― Shannon Mayer, Midlife Demon Hunter

“Sorry, wandered off in my head, fell off the path, and got sucked down the hole of where the hell did I go wrong in my own love life?”
― Shannon Mayer, Midlife Demon Hunter

“I turned Skel and asked for more speed as we raced across the land of Faerie toward Goblin Town, a passed-out fae king against my back, an ousted goblin riding in front, and a skeleton’s finger bone tucked between my boobs. How could anything possibly go wrong?”
― Shannon Mayer, Midlife Demon Hunter

“I am afraid. But if I’ve learned anything, it’s that all fear does is slow you down and make you want to lie flat on your back, tits to the sky.”
― Shannon Mayer, Midlife Demon Hunter

“You shouldn’t do that.” “Why not?” I went with complete honesty. “My clothes will fall off.”
― Shannon Mayer, Midlife Demon Hunter

“She staggered to a stop behind me, and it was like tugging on Artax in the middle of the swamps of sadness in The Neverending Story.”
― Shannon Mayer, Midlife Demon Hunter

“See? I told you Robert wasn’t the worst date I’d ever been on.”
― Shannon Mayer, Midlife Demon Hunter