Dave the Villager 23 Quotes

“The Top of the Mountain”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“We have to help them,” said Dave. “Who, the phantoms?” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Vee”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Yo it’s Jean-Cowphio and my rhymes are hot, “Serve them up to your gran, put them in a teapot. “If you think your beats are better, I’m here to tell you that they’re not, “Now you’ve heard my words, and baby, baby that’s your lot.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“He’s an idiot,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Then let the J-Meister give you one,” said Jean-Cowphio. “Let’s see, how about… The Three Dudes!” “I’m not a ‘dude’,” said Spidroth, giving Jean-Cowphio an angry look. “Hey gorgeous, girls can be dudes too,” said Jean-Cowphio. “Being a dude is a state of mind. But ok, if you don’t like that one, how about, The Battle Dudes!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Oh man,” said Jean-Cowphio, “this battle is going to be SWEET!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Wow,” said Carl. “So we defeated Herobrine when all those Old People couldn’t. That means we’re more awesome than all the Old People put together.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Yo it’s Jean-Cowphio and my rhymes are hot, “Serve them up to your gran, put them in a teapot. “If you think your beats are better, I’m here to tell you that they’re not, “Now you’ve heard my words, and baby, baby that’s your lot.” “Idiot,” muttered Carl sleepily.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Can you use a bow?” Dave asked Jean-Cowphio. “Can I?” said Jean-Cowphio. “You’re asking me, Jean ‘J-Meister’ Cowphio, if I can use a bow?” “Yes,” said Dave. “No,” said Jean-Cowphio. “I can’t.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Hey, are you guys ok?” said the voice. “And this is going to sound like a weird question... but do you have any cake?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Go Electropaws!” Ash yelled. “I believe in you!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“told you,” said Carl. “We always end up running for our lives! Every single time!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Well, we’ve discovered a new species of sheep now too,” said Carl. “I think I’m going to call them… horned sheep.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“She was probably hanging around with them,” said Carl. “I know you think she’s attractive, Dave, but she’s actually an old woman. Be warned.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“The Lady Spidrothbrine does not dig,” said Spidroth. “Well she’s going to have to start,” said Dave.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Cats are evil,” said Carl. “They can’t be trusted.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“When they stopped for lunch, Dave cooked mutton for him, Spidroth and Jean-Cowphio and a baked potato for Carl. They were running low on potatoes, so Carl said that no-one else was allowed to have one.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“What’s wrong now?” mumbled Carl. “I was having a nice dream. I was married to a baked potato and we had little baked potato children, then I ate the children. It was a bit weird, but it was great.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 23: An Unofficial Minecraft Book