Carnage Quotes

“My tinfoil hat grew taller.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“Unlike men, women don’t go from tough days to instant death. There is a long spectrum of emotions between those two points called ‘holding your shit together.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“Alucard grunted. “Was there a curfew on saving the world?” he asked, sounding amused.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“We are now family, and I bleed for my brothers and sisters.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“Money-grubbing pixie strippers,”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“It’s all a balancing act. Until I’m certain we don’t have a tail, we’re staying low.” Carl glanced at his tail with a frown, shaking it for good measure. I rolled my eyes.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“The revenues were good and I trusted them. Whatever system they had was working better without me nosing into it. Also, when that same CEO was currently planning on robbing said company, it wasn’t very rational to criticize the management structure.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“For shoes and glory.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“They are better,” he whispered reverently. “People hurt you. People do not make you feel pretty. They make you feel self-conscious.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“At least I hadn’t accidentally bitten off my own tongue. That would have made trash talking impossible. I could have trash-lisped him, I guess.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“I folded my arms stubbornly. Because I’m a man, and that’s what we do when we’re right.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“Which, unless you were a pharaoh in Egypt, was just gross. Also…even if you were pharaoh, that’s gross.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage

“She sniffed at the look on my face. “It’s what we women do,” she snapped stubbornly. “Win arguments.”
― Shayne Silvers, Carnage