Slow Pitch Quotes

“First I’m gonna rim ya. Then I’m gonna finger ya. Then I’m gonna fuck ya!”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch

“When can you score?” Oh, to hell with this noise. “When you’re eighteen. And a half.” “Why the half?” Abner asked suspiciously. “You have to wait until the permit goes through,”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch

“now literally armed”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch

“There was a lot of heart here, and a lot of joy of the game, but not a smidge of talent anywhere. And someone had wet their pants.”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch

“dangly bits,”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch

“Set the table. The vegetables are overdone. The chicken’s dry. Dinner is ruined. Let’s eat.”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch

“Children had to learn to hate—adults had to learn to let go of it.”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch

“There just had to be something morally wrong about telling a ten-year-old he had to have government approval for sexual activity.”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch

“But he knew that eventually a patrolman would be by to make sure there weren’t deviants in the park doing pretty much what he and Tenner were doing right now, so he began to move faster.”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch

“The ball never fucking landed.”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch

“HE LITERALLY had to make every damned out himself.”
― Amy Lane, Slow Pitch