Dave the Villager 22 Quotes

“Dave smashed into a wall, before landing painfully on the ground.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Any last words?” he asked. “Yes,” said Carl. “You’re a big idiot and I hate you.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“At first I thought Nitwit was just a moron,” said Elder Gray, “but then I realized that he’s a moron with a kind heart.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“So says Spidroth, daughter of—” But then she stopped.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Unhand me, swine!” Spidroth roared. “I am the Lady Spidrothbrine”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“snow-white skin.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Is that too much to ask?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“punches sending waves of air and sand flying in every direction.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Ruff!” said Fluffy, barking at the whale. “Ruff ruff!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Their sacrifice won’t be in vain: I will rule over this world and usher in a new age!” “A new age of being a loser,” said Carl.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“asked. “Yes,” said Carl. “You’re a big idiot and I hate you.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Idiotssaywhat,” said Carl. “What?” said Entity 404, looking confused. “Ha!” said Carl. “You just called yourself an idiot!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Crush”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“berserker!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“said Spidroth. “Have you seen a tiny creeper, a villager with a boring face, a villager with the eyes of a spider, or an evil blonde illager?” “Um, I’m not a slave,” said the robot, sounding annoyed. “Servant, then,” said Spidroth. “I’m a mixologist!” said the robot. “What’s that?” said Spidroth.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Herobrine”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“He tried to imagine Herobrine changing nappies and telling bedtime stories, but he couldn’t do it.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“All I wanted was a swimming pool full of emeralds. Is that too much to ask?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Entity 404,” he said, gritting his teeth, “when I’ve finished with you you’re going to be Entity Floor o’ Floor!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Entity 303”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“What can I get you, sugar?” the hologram waitress asked Carl when she came over to their table. “The usual,” said Carl. “Twenty baked potatoes it is,” said the waitress.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 22: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel