Magical Midlife Dating Quotes

“I only talk to myself when I need an intelligent conversation,”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Honestly, Edgar, how have ye lasted this long?” “Hiding in holes and shadows, mostly. People seem to forget about me pretty easily…”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“I’ve earned the right to look my age and still get taken seriously.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“You know what they say, though—what doesn’t kill you will haunt you for the rest of your life…”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“He hadn’t defined himself enough for a woman like her. She was entering midlife like a fallen star hellbent on taking out anything in her path. He’d entered midlife asleep, hoping everything didn’t crumble around him and wake him up.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Maybe we’d all had a fire inside of us, clawing to get out, and we’d kept it at bay to fit into someone else’s mold of what we should be as women.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“I had a large propensity for sarcasm—I couldn’t have someone mistaking that for genuine concern, because then where would we be?”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“It’s best to see the willy up front. This way, ye don’t have to go through all the rigmarole to check out the equipment. Good size? Well then, sure, let’s try it out. Too small or big? Keep moving, my dear, I haven’t the time.” “It’s not the size of the vessel, it is the motion in the ocean,” Mr. Tom said.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“A spinster was a weaver back in the day. A woman, since sewing and whatnot was considered a woman’s job. A spinster could make enough money to set herself up without a man. Everyone gives spinsters a bad name, but they were smart, if you ask me. They were career women who didn’t need to marry to have all the things they wanted, including their own money and free license to spend it as they wished.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Basajaun eat meat, Jessie,” Edgar said. “I’m sure I can find a haunch of pig or something…” “Chocolate isn’t strictly necessary for my survival, Edgar, but on occasion I’d gnaw off your hand to get some.” He pressed the hand not covering his eye a little tighter to his chest.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“I shouldn’t let the Garys of the world push me down or treat me badly, and I shouldn’t cave to people’s expectations of women my age. Distinguished with a side of crazy fabulous, here I came!”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“This right here was proof that mothers developed powers. Right now, Jessie was ignoring her incredible fatigue and the recent attack on her life, while making a complete stranger feel welcome, comforting a man-child, and mending a boo-boo, all while making it look effortless. Not actually powers, her arse.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Time to be brutally honest with myself. The fictional jerks I was imagining weren’t the problem. I was the only one holding me back. So people might think I was too old to have some style—so what? I didn’t give two craps what people thought about me when I dressed like some sort of swamp monster. Why should I hesitate to wear the equivalent of a sexy disco ball?”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“His condescending chuckle drop-kicked something deep inside of me. How many times had I been minimized because of my sex? How many times had a man reduced me to some clichéd version of an indecisive female, or a bad driver, or a hysterical woman, because I didn’t have a penis to swing around and constantly fiddle with? They had always done it as if to say, “Aren’t they all the same? As men, we just have to humor them. It’s our lot in life, sadly. Can’t live with them, can’t kill them, am I right?”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“He’s not playing with a full deck of cards. The magic returned his strength and prowess, but there is only so much magic can do for the mind. That vampire only has one oar in the water, so to speak.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“She was entering midlife like a fallen star hellbent on taking out anything in her path.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Take life by the balls, Jess. You are strong and confident. You are powerful with or without that magic. You have things to say, and this world needs to hear them. Grab life by the balls and make it yield.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Just fashion yerself a cowboy, grab a ride, and see how hard he bucks,”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“I liked being on my own for the first time, able to come and go as I pleased without having to answer to anyone other than an old butler who just wanted to make my life easier and make me snacks. Becoming a giant starfish across the bed was a rare treat after sharing with someone for half my life. It felt pretty great, actually.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“There is nothing wrong with me. I’ve earned the right to look my age and still get taken seriously”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“People might tolerate a dickhead, but it doesn’t make you any less of a dickhead.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“The woman was a beauty with a soft heart and fire in her core.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“a new adventure is right around the corner—all you have to do is have the courage to answer its call. We can’t be afraid of change, not when there are so many rewards from embracing it.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Did social conditioning bulldoze away their interesting bits too? I wondered as I followed Sasquatch into the bar, careful to breathe through just my mouth. There was a funk wafting off him that I didn’t want invading my world. Maybe we’d all had a fire inside of us, clawing to get out, and we’d kept it at bay to fit into someone else’s mold of what we should be as women.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Need a little more time for that comeback? Should I check in later and see if you were able to think of anything?”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Just because you are trying a new thing, doesn’t mean you need to let go of what you’ve already learned,”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“a new adventure is right around the corner—all you have to do is have the courage to answer its call.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Kick it!” I shouted. “Set fire to it!”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“Don’t challenge me, kid. You don’t want to know the nightmare you’ll wake up.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating

“It still hurt like a Texan’s butthole after a chili-eating contest, but the blood had stopped pouring. She’d mend.”
― K.F. Breene, Magical Midlife Dating