A Real One Captured My Heart Quotes

“He had to hire a new manager, because his old manager had a death wish, and her only job now is to stay alive. Her expiration date was coming, we will eventually find her ass.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“Laugh all you want nigga, if you went through what I went through you would feel the same damn way. You might want to take you some raid, that might help you out. You know how we take our gun and shoot a nigga, take the raid and shoot the roach!” Gabe yelled, and made the BAM noises for extra sound effects.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“You say what you need to say, and never let a bitch see you sweat! If you want to get emotional, you do that shit with me in the comfort of my arms. If you want to beat that nigga ass, well you gone have to let me handle that because you pregnant. But he doesn’t deserve your fucking tears, I know you gave your life to him. Just know that god does things for a reason, a season, and a lifetime. That nigga was your season, he was never meant to be your lifetime.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“You say what you need to say, and never let a bitch see you sweat! If you want to”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“Gia, you are my daughter I’m rocking with you no matter what. Fuck Tommy, don’t he have a woman anyway?” my mom asked.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“Nigga, why the hell you going over to her place? You better take her ass out; you know what happened to me. Them damn roaches gone be sitting at the damn dinner table with yo ass, asking you to pass the mutherfuckin’ ketchup! Don’t call me because I’m going to laugh at your ass,” Gabe’s ass was serious as hell.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“We can, and we will. Your mama ever told you not to play with fire, because you will get burned? Welcome to the fucking inferno, stop fucking with me Sha,” he gritted out,”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“Bihhh I know you lying! Damn he doing it like that? Now that’s the type of hood ass nigga I need. What kind of pussy do you and Gia have? Y’all got these niggas acting the fuck up! Yo nigga breaking in the house, and her nigga snatched her ass off the stage and beat the shit out of Tommy!” Tam spoke, and I stopped dead in my tracks.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“WHAT? Please tell me you didn’t fuck that girl in her marital home.” Gabe laughed.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“This shit was going to have me scarred for life. I should turn around and do a drive by, but as many of those niggas as there was crawling around in there them bitches may shoot the fuck back!”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“I know that wasn’t no fucking roach that fell on my damn head! Is that why you got the lights off in this bitch? Turn the fucking lights on!” I yelled; her ass moved slowly turning the lights on. When the lights came on, I immediately pulled out my gun. This was one nasty ass chick. Roaches were crawling all over the fucking place,”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“When I turned the light on, I jumped back into the hall! Roaches were scattering every damn where in that shit! I can promise you Gabe wasn't taking a leak in that shit. This bitch doesn't know she got a mutherfuckin’ insect problem.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“Why the fuck you sound like a wounded animal? Talk regular or go back where you came from with that whining shit,” I expressed with irritation in my voice, tonight just wasn’t the night for all that.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“Boy you ain’t said nothing, shit we don’t even have to go. I can zip line on your dick, that shit would be dope as fuck,” she said, walking to get in the truck. My dick instantly woke up, looking for some action. Damn, who is this girl? I”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“Well damn, say that shit louder, so the people in the back can hear you! Do that shit sis, be the biggest nasty hoe you can be this week. What goes on in Cancun, will stay in Cancun. I’m gone tell you now, I have already started my hoe season,” I told her, we both fell out in laughter.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart

“No problem, I felt sorry for your homeless ass,” I laughed, and he threw a piece of bacon at me.”
― K. Renee, A Real One Captured My Heart