Diary of Steve the Noob Quotes

“DDarkOne23,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“Yeah, everything you said just sounded like a bunch of gibberish,” said Alex. “Everything you say sounds like a bunch of gibberish,” The101greatone muttered under his breath. “What?” Alex said sharply.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“to blow up, so I turned around and tackled Alex.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“We couldn’t poof the thing,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“I scratched my head. “Oh, no… does this mean—” “We lost our classes?” finished Alex. “I think so.” “Noooooooooo!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“knows what he’s doing.” “He’s not a complete noob?” asked the Captain. “No, not at all. He’s been helping us a lot.” “Is he good with a sword?” “Yeah, he helped us beat a sheep.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“You want to recruit roleplayers?” asked The101greatone. “Yeah.” “But why? They’re noobs,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“RedstoneKid20 looked at us. “So, you’re noobs, huh?” I nodded reluctantly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“there,” said The101greatone. “Oh, no…” I said. “What?” “We were… defeated by a sheep yesterday…” “Defeated?” “We couldn’t poof the thing,” added Alex.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“combined with stronger mobs, it just makes everything a lot harder,” he”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“glimpse of the surroundings. It was so green,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“though,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“Yeah, everything you said just sounded like a bunch of gibberish,” said Alex. “Everything you say sounds like a bunch of gibberish,” The101greatone muttered under his breath.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“hackers! Are you hackers?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“everything you said just sounded like a bunch of gibberish,” said Alex. “Everything you say sounds like a bunch of gibberish,” The101greatone muttered under his breath.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“Man, if you thought a sheep was strong, those illagers would pwn you.” “Yikes…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“hundreds and hundreds of trees,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“Noooooo,” The101greatone shook his head rapidly. “I’m so tired of answering your noob questions already. Let’s go build something instead”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“Noooooo,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“begrudgingly.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“mining.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“start.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“Steve the Noob”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“surroundings.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“Reputation?” “Yeah. I mean, if you’re a chaos member, you will have gained a lot of negative notoriety. So, you won’t be welcomed in the villages of villagers. And also, the iron golem guardians of the villages will attack you on sight.” “Oh,” I said as we walked. “Or if you’re a good member with a good reputation, then the illagers will attack you on sight in return. And likewise, you wouldn’t be welcomed in the bases of the illagers.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“pwn”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“the animal poofed and left behind some meat and wool. “Score!” yelled The101greatone. “Wow, that was way easier with three people,” I said. “I told you.” “Hm, now we have to cook it,” said Alex. “We should’ve brought the furnace.” “It’s okay. I’ll craft one in a jiffy,” said The101greatone. Then he started punching the grass block below him.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“Yikes…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“Er… okay, maybe you’re not hackers. A hacker wouldn’t say something stupid like that.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World

“Yeah, I need this spinning to stop, so that I can get my bearing.” So, we stayed there on the ground and rode out our dizziness. After a good five minutes, I felt the effects wear off. I stood up and helped Alex up as well. That was when I noticed that her class uniform was gone. It was replaced with just her regular clothes. “Wait, what?” Alex turned to look at me. “Hey, your class uniform is gone.” “Yours, too.” We both looked down at ourselves.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob: A New World (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) (Book 1) (Steve the Noob in a New World