Caulky Quotes

“You try to say no to a gorgeous construction worker when he has you pinned against a wall and is saying stupidly hot things to you.” “That’s how I nearly ended up in a cult last year.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“Dan: He’s a contractor; if porn has taught me anything, it’s that if you ask him to check your pipes, you’ll end up getting gang banged by him and like three other hot dudes. Ren: You’re thinking of plumbers”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“Was there a snake? Seriously, this is not a fucking laughing matter.” Without waiting for an answer, he turns on his heel and hurries back into the house, returning a minute later with a spatula in hand. “What the fuck is that for?” I ask. “I don’t have any weapons. I figure if a snake tries to come near me, I can at least—” “Flip it over so it cooks evenly on both sides?” Ev helps dryly, and we both burst out laughing.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“You’re so pretty,” I mutter, my tongue feeling a little too heavy to manage the words properly. “You’re pretty too,” he says with a laugh. “No,” I complain, frustration warring with the otherwise pleasant feelings washing over my body in waves. He doesn’t get it. I need him to get it. “I love you so fucking much.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“Frotting mostly,” Ren adds wickedly, and I swear to god I’m falling in love with him. He’s sexy as fuck, snarky as hell, and can hang and talk shit with my boys? He’s perfect.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“Maybe there’s a chance we really can make this work long term. Maybe Cole could be the one who stays.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“I don’t want a relationship,” he clarifies, and my stomach plummets while irritation rises in my chest. But before I can tell him off for the mixed signals, he goes on, “I want you.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“Which kind of bear wants to bend you over and fuck you until you come so hard you can’t remember your own name?”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“I’m like a wild stallion, baby; I’ve never let anyone close enough to break me,” I explain with a playful wink.  “I would’ve gone with a bear, but stallion works. Does that mean you’re hung like a horse?” His eyes drop to my crotch, and I nearly snort beer through my nose. ”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“I don’t know. Daniel said I should. He said the best way to get over one man is to get under another, and then he shoved me in your direction,”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“During a break in the action, the kiss cam focuses on Cole and little miss hair flip. She laughs and bats her eyelashes, turning toward him, and I clench my teeth. “Oh, hell no,” I mutter, leaning over and taking his face between my hands, kissing him right there in front of an entire baseball stadium full of people. I can feel the curve of a smile on his lips as our mouths press together, a few people in the row ahead of us letting out a cheer.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“Winter boyfriends are great, you can snuggle with them in the cold and then send them packing once all the bare, tanned flesh appears again in the summer.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“I want a boyfriend.” “Meh, they’re a lot of work,” I point out. “You have to remember to walk and feed them. Plus, if they don’t get enough exercise, they’ll start chewing up your shoes.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“Cole kisses me like I’m oxygen—not like he’s suffocating, but like he’s fire, burning hotter when we come together.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“my coffee is waiting for me like the only love who will never betray me or find me unworthy.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“No one’s getting married anytime soon,” Ollie cuts in. “And if I was, fuck you both very much for being more interested in who you could fuck at the bachelor party than the happiest day of my life.” “Not to nitpick, but wouldn’t it be the third happiest day of your life?”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“CaulkyAF: LMAO, I AM a good fuck, how’d you know? Rebound: Fucky guess”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“Dan: Well, there are plenty more cocks in the sea”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“OH FUCK! I just realized my dildo is in the bathroom!!!!!”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“There are some men who can fuck you better with their fingers than most men can manage with their dicks; those men are the true heroes.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“don’t want a relationship,” he clarifies, and my stomach plummets while irritation rises in my chest. But before I can tell him off for the mixed signals, he goes on, “I want you.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“groan and tug the button of his jeans open. He lifts his hips so I can work his pants down, pulling them all the way off, along with his underwear and tossing them on the bathroom floor—which happens to be beautifully tiled, if I do say so myself.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“Yeah, I figured I’d burn that bridge when I got to it.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“After showing him out, I head straight for the bathroom. and sure enough there’s Mr. Big—yes, I named my dildo—just hanging out with no shame whatsoever. I groan, pulling it off the wall with a loud popping sound and quickly washing it off before taking it to my bedroom and dropping it into my bottom drawer with a loud thunk. I can’t fucking believe Cole saw my dildo. I’d like to officially dig a hole and die now please.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“I shuffle back into the kitchen where my coffee is waiting for me like the only love who will never betray me or find me unworthy.”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky

“my dildo—just hanging out with no shame whatsoever. I groan, pulling it off the wall with a”
― K.M. Neuhold, Caulky