An Eye for an Eye and Your Other Eye and the Rest of Your Family Quotes

“This book is absurdist satire. Nothing in the following text is remotely accurate or true. It is merely reheated bathwater bleeding onto the page from a lunatic’s pen. Sickly manifestations birthed from bouts of night terrors and Sutter Home minis. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents either are the products of the author’s unwell imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Create nothing. Consume Everything.”
― Mark Baldacci, An Eye for an Eye and Your Other Eye and the Rest of Your Family