Black Magic Kitten Quotes

“You're not going anywhere," the bartender said. "You've been banned from every other establishment that serves beer in this county. So, shut up and drink your beer.”
― Sara Bourgeois, Black Magic Kitten

“He made my soda from syrup and the carbonated water dispenser behind the bar. I'd never seen one made like that before, but I guessed that was how they used to do it.”
― Sara Bourgeois, Black Magic Kitten

“It's not a joint, and no, I'm not getting high,” I said. "This is a sage smudge stick. I'm cleansing the negative energy.”
― Sara Bourgeois, Black Magic Kitten

“I would never know if he was serious in that moment. We both played it off as a joke, but he never did actually say he was kidding.”
― Sara Bourgeois, Black Magic Kitten

“Coke”
― Sara Bourgeois, Black Magic Kitten

“Satan's playground!”
― Sara Bourgeois, Black Magic Kitten

“It was good advice, but I wasn't going to follow it.”
― Sara Bourgeois, Black Magic Kitten

“You're slightly less dumb because there's a room full of supplies you can sell in the basement." "Oh, my goddess, Meri. You're a genius,” I said and hugged him.”
― Sara Bourgeois, Black Magic Kitten

“It's going to be a metaphysical gift shop,” I said. I thought it sounded better than "witch store".”
― Sara Bourgeois, Black Magic Kitten