Jock Blocked Quotes

“Change takes work. You can’t get it all right the first time, but that doesn’t mean you quit. It means you adjust, and you keep going.”
― Pippa Grant, Jock Blocked

“You ever worry that your bobbleheads will come to life one night and eat you in your sleep?”

“You ever worry about living to see the rest of the day?”

Coco Puff growls and leaps on a dust bunny under my cabinet. “Fuck-turd!” his collar translates.”
― Pippa Grant, Jock Blocked

“A dozen freaking roly-poly, floppy-eared, adorable-as-fuck puppies.

I never had a dog—I was the youngest, so I basically was the dog.”
― Pippa Grant, Jock Blocked

“I’m in the hallway outside where all of my heroes sleep.

Yep. Not gonna make it. “How’s my lipstick?” I pant. “Will the paramedics judge me?”
― Pippa Grant, Jock Blocked

“Who told you that?”

I try to clamp a hand over my mouth and end up knocking myself in the meatball instead.”
― Pippa Grant, Jock Blocked

“I never meant to become a criminal. But in the grand scheme of life, I don’t think I’m technically engaging in criminal behavior.

At least, if it is, you could call it a crime of passion.”
― Pippa Grant, Jock Blocked

“Dammit. I want a secret look-sharer. Is that too much to ask?”
― Pippa Grant, Jock Blocked

“hand”
― Pippa Grant, Jock Blocked