Hexing with a Chance of Tornadoes Quotes

“As I put together the wolf was Jeffrey, I gasped. “Holy crap. You so can totally lick your own butt!”
― Mandy M. Roth, Hexing with a Chance of Tornadoes

“when an honest-to-God succu-bitch (succubus who was also part witch, yet total bitch) and her evil minions tried to kill me and my best friends. The skank had some sort of magik va-jay-jay that apparently ensnared men with ease. Part of me was jealous. The other was thankful it wasn’t catching. I didn’t need or want my vag acting like the Pied Piper.”
― Mandy M. Roth, Hexing with a Chance of Tornadoes

“Jeffrey looked at being an alpha a lot like having a hard-on. If he walked around with a stiff one in his pants all the time, it was uncomfortable for him and just about anyone else he happened upon. But if he had it when needed—well, it could be one hell of a good time.”
― Mandy M. Roth, Hexing with a Chance of Tornadoes

“Blah, blah, suck-all-the-fun-out-of-the-room talk”
― Mandy M. Roth, Hexing with a Chance of Tornadoes