The Locust Job Quotes

“Sooner or later, we all get our turn on the anvil of the world. You bend or you break, but either way you don’t come back the same.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Locust Job

“The local cops don’t come after you for mail theft; the Postal Inspection Service does, and don’t let the name fool you. I don’t fuck with the Postal Inspection Service, and I’ve crossed the actual FBI before.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Locust Job

“How do you like your pizza? You don’t get any weird toppings on it, do you?” “Is pineapple weird?” “I think you know the answer to that, and you should be ashamed of yourself.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Locust Job

“Oh,” he said. “It’s…the guy.” “With guest,” I replied.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Locust Job

“Remains to be seen. I mean, yes, I technically held the club’s owner at gunpoint and tried to force him to swim through a flooded tunnel that was infested with venomous snakes, but no one has officially told me I’m persona non grata. Yet.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Locust Job

“Few things are more frightening than watching history unfold, and we’ve been blessed with front-row seats.”
― Craig Schaefer, The Locust Job