Tooth Imprints on a Corn Dog Quotes

“If we all shift to the simulacrum, then the simulacrum, for all practical purposes, becomes the real.”
― Mark Leyner, Tooth Imprints On a Corn Dog: Author of Et Tu, Babe and My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist Extra-Special Bonus:

“Take all your iridescent spandex and Lycra fitness accessories to the nearest landfill and let the extraterrestrials use them as goalpost pennants in their rollerball tournaments when they excavate the ruins of our civilization.”
― Mark Leyner, Tooth Imprints On a Corn Dog: Author of Et Tu, Babe and My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist Extra-Special Bonus:

“inhaling the sparkling light until there was no distinction between the radiance of the air freshener and myself”
― Mark Leyner, Tooth Imprints On a Corn Dog: Author of Et Tu, Babe and My Cousin, My Gastroenterologist Extra-Special Bonus: