Mushoku Tensei Quotes

“You’ve only done it once, yeah?” “…Yeah.” “Then who knows? Listen up, finding pleasure doesn’t necessarily mean you gotta stick it in a hole.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel) Vol. 7

“No, there was nothing wrong with her at all. The problem was with me. My body was the one raising a red flag. Or, to be more precise: It wasn’t raising a flag. It wasn’t raising anything at all. It was completely unresponsive. “…What?” Normally, in this type of situation, my member would be saluting proudly, as if it had been awaiting this moment. This was my son, my comrade-in-arms that had been with me for the last fifteen years. “…Eh?” And he wasn’t standing up.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel) Vol. 7

“It wasn’t like she had a stick of meat between her legs where there shouldn’t be one, either.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel) Vol. 7

“Our bodies sat close together. Insanely close. Way too freakin’ close, oh my god.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel) Vol. 7

“Those bones I’d noticed scattered all around the path were slowly rising up off the ground, rattling as they moved. We had some boney boys on our hands. Or Skeletons, if you prefer.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel) Vol. 7

“With Roxy watching over me, nothing could harm me. I was invincible. I was Mecha-Rudeus, the indestructible!”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel) Vol. 7

“It was Timothy. He took a spot beside me, opened his robe, revealed a surprisingly sizable…uh, wand…and started emptying his bladder as well.”
― Rifujin na Magonote, Mushoku Tensei: Jobless Reincarnation (Light Novel) Vol. 7