Clovenhoof's Diary Quotes

“Hey, if Jane Austen is going to write steamy novels, you can’t blame a girl for enjoying them.” Ben rolled his eyes, made to leave, then paused at the top of the stairs. “You know—” he said. “What?” “—When Jane Austen goes on about characters ‘ejaculating’ in her novels—” “Yeah?” “—It doesn’t mean what you think it means.”
― Heide Goody, Clovenhoof's Diary

“I hate people who point out that smoking is bad for you as though it’s somehow news.”
― Heide Goody, Clovenhoof's Diary

“Filthy hatemongers. I hate them.” “You hate hatemongers?” “I do hate hatemongers,” she said. “And you’d encourage others to hate the hatemongers?” “Damn right.” “So, you’d monger hatred of the hatemongers? Fight hate with hate?”
― Heide Goody, Clovenhoof's Diary