Eastbound and Town Quotes

“When’s the convenient time for a curse?” Amber asked. “April 25.” “What?” “It’s the perfect date. Not too hot, not too cold.” “The what?” “Never mind. Cool that hole off, I’m going in.”
― Eric Ugland, Eastbound and Town

“A pox on my curiosity!” I shouted at the sky. Luckily, nothing shouted back.”
― Eric Ugland, Eastbound and Town

“It was going fine until I did something stupid. (Also the title of my forthcoming autobiography.)”
― Eric Ugland, Eastbound and Town

“I put as much English onto the throw as I could. The warhammer whipped through the air with a painfully high-pitched whistle.”
― Eric Ugland, Eastbound and Town