Principles of Spookology Quotes

“I don’t have any say in that. I love you because my heart says so.” He sent me a crooked smile. “I like you because I say so.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“Last time I checked, we’re cops. We can’t turn down donuts. People will talk, Daniel.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“Didn’t Danny know the rules? You always side with the guy who warms up the lube before he jams it in your ass.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“I wasn’t very good at just floating along. I didn’t like upheaval. I liked security and schedules and stability because they appeased the squarest parts of my heart”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“I know what love is, Rainstorm.” He leaned over and dropped a kiss on my downturned mouth. “Love is this unstoppable force that you have very little control over. Sometimes you love the people that you shouldn’t. Sometimes you love people who’ve hurt you over and over again.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“Dear Diary, Today I was given permission to be the saltiest motherfucker that ever walked the earth.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“Then maybe we’re offtrack.” Danny sounded like he’d checked his fucks given balance and came up with zero.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“Danny sounded like he’d checked his fucks given balance and came up with”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“You expect him to get I Killed Mason Paige, Come At Me Bro silk-screened on a T-shirt?”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“Life would be so much easier if I didn’t mind disappointing you.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“Now Facetime me. I’m still naked. I hear iPhones have this advanced technology where you can aim the phone at your face instead of your dick.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“Thanks to a threatening tropical storm, air traffic control had made us unwilling participants in the world’s strangest version of Red Rover. There had to be a rhyme and reason to the complicated airport rituals that kept things orderly and safe but quite frankly, I was over it. Red rover, red rover, send Delta the fuck over.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“I, Daniel McKenna, promise to love, hold, honor, and cherish you. And always say yes to shower sex.” His voice was a deep rumble, laced with threads of amusement. “There will always be room in my bed for you and only you, as long as you shut the fuck up and go to sleep.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“Osmosis can be a dangerous thing.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology

“I sighed. “So what’re we going to do?” “Same thing we always do. Get in the Mystery Machine and solve crime, Scooby.”
― S.E. Harmon, Principles of Spookology