Dave the Villager 20 Quotes

“The Emperor…. can go suck on a turnip,” said Trotter.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“quaint little town with small,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“will have no part of it. And in the end, to your sorrow, you will see that I was right. Just mark my words.” Carl rolled his eyes.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“did join him were led by General Porkins. They call themselves the Pig Squadron, and they wear golden armor. “Many of the pigmen wanted to fight against Emperor Steve, so they joined our rebellion. Especially after seeing what Emperor Steve did when the illagers refused to serve him.” “What did he do to the illagers?” Carl asked. “He got his robots to wipe them out,” said Heroprime sadly. “Most of the pigmen decided”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“We have a patient,” said the villager in brown robes, “and the castle has been lost, so there may be more on the way.” Carl laid Spidroth down on one of the beds. “Has she had any healing potion yet?” asked the pigman in white, looking her over. “No, we didn’t have any,” said Carl, who sounded unusually upset. “Will she be ok?” “Leave her with me, chaps,” said the pigman. “I’m not leaving her,” said Carl. “I don’t even know who you people are.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Ash A member of the Ninja Squad. Elemental Block power: a red baseball cap appears on his head and a yellow electric cat appears to help him out.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“I just tried to act more like Spidroth,” Carl whispered back.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“One moment we’re sitting on an island in the middle of the ocean, and the next we’re in the middle of a war in an alternate universe.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“What can I get for you chaps?” a pigman in a chefs hat asked them. “We have rabbit stew, mushroom stew or baked po—” “BAKED POTATO!” said Carl. “Um, ok,” said the pigman. “Er, and for you two?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Yeah we did,” said Carl. “He was the nutter who created Robo-Steve and then blew up his entire town and died.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!!!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“He was the nutter who created Robo-Steve and then blew up his entire town and died.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Are you crazy?” Carl asked Heroprime, as he led Carl, Dave and Spidroth down a narrow passageway. “How are we just meant to walk into Emperor Steve’s palace? If he’s as bad as you say he is, won’t he just chop our heads off or whatever?” “No,” said Heroprime, as he pressed a button to open a set of iron doors,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“cold blood.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Dave vs Dave”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Heroprime said nothing. He closed his eyes and his hands began to glow. Suddenly the rails began to transform: strips of red and gold appearing on them. He’s turning the rails into powered rails, Spidroth realized. In a moment the entire railtrack was transformed into powered rails. A lever appeared next to Heroprime, and he pulled it. The redstone on the tracks glowed, and then the minecart reversed direction, rolling back up the slope at super speed. The pigmen and villagers in iron armor all cheered.  “Heroprime did it!” a villager yelled. Up the top of the slope, all the pigmen in gold armor began to panic and run away as the minecart with TNT sped towards”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“two Herobrine’s on our world.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“GENERAL DAVE AND GENERAL CARL,” said one of the robots. “IT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU.” “Stop blabbering and let us in, fool!” shouted Carl. “We have no time to waste with the likes of you!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“You can if you want,” said Spidroth. “I will have no part of it. And in the end, to your sorrow, you will see that I was right. Just mark my words.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Pah,” said Spidroth.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Is there an Evil Spidroth?” asked Spidroth. “I, um, I’m not sure who that is,” said the villager. “Pah,” said Spidroth. “To be honest, you are a bit evil anyway,” said Carl, “so maybe there’s a Good Spidroth. She’s probably all polite and kind and never calls people ‘fools’.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“And then I’m going to find Herobrine and kick his butt,” said Alex. “I’m going to kick his butt… to DEATH.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Your allies will lose faith in you if they see your fear, and your enemies will feel more confident. Keep your fear buried deep down inside, sister, because that is where it belongs.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“No,” said Ripley. “It’s because I wanted to say this… EMERGENCY SHUTDOWN CODE T65FRU8!!!!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Stop blabbering and let us in, fool!” shouted Carl. “We have no time to waste with the likes of you!” “AT ONCE, SIR,” said the robot. “OPEN THE GATES!” The gates swung open. “That was pretty good,” Dave whispered to Carl as they rode into the city. “I just tried to act more like Spidroth,” Carl whispered back.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“What can I get for you chaps?” a pigman in a chefs hat asked them. “We have rabbit stew, mushroom stew or baked po—” “BAKED POTATO!” said Carl. “Um, ok,” said the pigman. “Er, and for you two?” “Rabbit stew for me, please,” said Dave. “And I want the head of my father on a golden plate,” said Spidroth darkly, staring at Heroprime.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“They look like their brains have been fried,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“Empire,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“The Siege”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book

“And I want the head of my father on a golden plate,” said Spidroth darkly, staring at Heroprime.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 20: An Unofficial Minecraft Book