Hellish Fae Quotes

“Why? Why didn’t you just sell your soul or something less valuable than your cock?” I word-vomit my thoughts out, and he nods his head as if he agrees completely in this terrible moment we’re both suffering through.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae

“pulling a sword from over his shoulder. I can only assume his perfect ass cheeks were holding it in place for him. Seems a little impractical, but I’m not the judgmental type.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae

“Do. Not. Look at her with your nasty fucking gaze. If you so much as think about her again, I’ll shove that hand so far up your ass you’ll be your own puppeteer for the rest of your fuckin’ life.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae

“Who hurt Zaviar so damn much that he permanently looks like an angry Muppet with someone’s hand shoved too far up his ass?”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae

“Everyone has that little voice in the back of their minds that gives good advice like, don’t tell them that it’ll hurt their feelings, say thank you, and above all be kind. Mine, it doesn't say any of that Hallmark shit. Aries, you have drunken vomit in your hair. Again. Aries, if you fantasize about unwrapping a Reese’s one more time, we're going to have to start considering it foreplay and fetish behavior. Aries, it’s seven a.m., and your vibrator is still rattling around the blankets like a disgruntled lover searching for a warm mouth.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae

“Krave fucks meticulously. Every slow drag of his cock teases my sex for the pounding slam he delivers right to my g-spot.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae

“If he fucking touches you, I’ll rip his demon wings off and use them as an ugly fucking umbrella, Crow.” His rasping words race down my neck and shiver right through my core.”
― A.K. Koonce, Hellish Fae