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Pinky and the Beast Quotes
Pinky and the Beast
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Ana Alexander9 ratings, 3.89 average rating, 2 reviews
Pinky and the Beast Quotes
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“Wh-what did you make? Where is it?” he asks while looking over my shoulder.
„It`s a new kind of cupcake. It took me some time to get the taste just right because of how unusual the main ingredient is.”
„Oh my god, oh my god, I`m so excited. Can I have it now, please?”
If only people could see him now. Six ft four, over two hundred pounds of muscle and giddy as a schoolgirl over something as simple as a cupcake. God, I love this man.”
― Pinky and the Beast
„It`s a new kind of cupcake. It took me some time to get the taste just right because of how unusual the main ingredient is.”
„Oh my god, oh my god, I`m so excited. Can I have it now, please?”
If only people could see him now. Six ft four, over two hundred pounds of muscle and giddy as a schoolgirl over something as simple as a cupcake. God, I love this man.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“Can`t you give me an idea. I mean, you`re not only a woman, but you also write romance novels; you must have lots of ideas.”
„Sorry, you`re on your own. It has to come from you, or it doesn't count.”
„Who the hell makes these rules?” I ask.
„The romance gods. Now, Simon and I are going to go and let you dream up something good for Sophie. If you need us to do something, we`ll gladly help, but you need to get yourself out of the mess you`ve made. May the romance odds be ever in your favor.”
― Pinky and the Beast
„Sorry, you`re on your own. It has to come from you, or it doesn't count.”
„Who the hell makes these rules?” I ask.
„The romance gods. Now, Simon and I are going to go and let you dream up something good for Sophie. If you need us to do something, we`ll gladly help, but you need to get yourself out of the mess you`ve made. May the romance odds be ever in your favor.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“„Why can`t I just tell her I love her, and I`m sorry? I mean, why do you women insist on complicating things.”
I really shouldn`t have said that. My usually cute, Tinkerbell-like little sister transforms into the female equivalent of the Hulk in front of my very eyes, only instead of green, she turns an interesting shade of red.
„Excuse me? You act like a complete jerk, an idiot, a Buffon, you make her cry and feel like crap, and then you have the audacity, the unmitigated cheek, the motherfucking nerve to complain about the fact that you have to work at getting her to forgive you? Men!”
― Pinky and the Beast
I really shouldn`t have said that. My usually cute, Tinkerbell-like little sister transforms into the female equivalent of the Hulk in front of my very eyes, only instead of green, she turns an interesting shade of red.
„Excuse me? You act like a complete jerk, an idiot, a Buffon, you make her cry and feel like crap, and then you have the audacity, the unmitigated cheek, the motherfucking nerve to complain about the fact that you have to work at getting her to forgive you? Men!”
― Pinky and the Beast
“„I`ve come to take you home, love.”
„Oh, that`s nice of you. I`m a bit drunk. Wait, that sounds trashy. I can come up with a better word. I am, after all, a... what was that word again, Sophie?”
„Author.”
„Right, I am an author. Therefore I am not drunk; I am inebriated.”
― Pinky and the Beast
„Oh, that`s nice of you. I`m a bit drunk. Wait, that sounds trashy. I can come up with a better word. I am, after all, a... what was that word again, Sophie?”
„Author.”
„Right, I am an author. Therefore I am not drunk; I am inebriated.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“„I thought you`d be glad to get rid of me for a few hours. When I moved in here with you, you`d have killed for an opportunity like this. Just think about it, a whole evening without my constant chatter.”
I shrug like it`s no big deal, even though it is.
„I got used to you being around all the time. I think it`s Stockholm syndrome.”
„Aw, I`m touched.”
„Great, then you can stay at home with me.”
„I`m not that touched. I`m going out with the girls, and I`m drinking bad quality, overpriced wine, and you can`t stop me.”
― Pinky and the Beast
I shrug like it`s no big deal, even though it is.
„I got used to you being around all the time. I think it`s Stockholm syndrome.”
„Aw, I`m touched.”
„Great, then you can stay at home with me.”
„I`m not that touched. I`m going out with the girls, and I`m drinking bad quality, overpriced wine, and you can`t stop me.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“„You know, one of these days, I`m going to think of a very embarrassing nickname for you, and then you`ll be sorry and beg for mercy, but I shan`t give you any.”
Ema turns to me and fans herself.
„He just said shan`t. I love a man with a big vocabulary.”
― Pinky and the Beast
Ema turns to me and fans herself.
„He just said shan`t. I love a man with a big vocabulary.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“Don`t you just love food? I feel like it`s the answer to everything.
Are you feeling depressed? Eat some food.
Headache due to low blood sugar? Eat some food.
Are you feeling horny? Eat some food.
Boyfriend cheats on you? Poison his food.
Food- it`s the answer to everything.”
― Pinky and the Beast
Are you feeling depressed? Eat some food.
Headache due to low blood sugar? Eat some food.
Are you feeling horny? Eat some food.
Boyfriend cheats on you? Poison his food.
Food- it`s the answer to everything.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“„I don`t know what I did wrong,” I say, gesturing towards Sophie.
He takes a look at her pissed off face and gives me a pitying smile.
„I`ve been married for forty-two years, my boy, and let me tell you I still don`t know why my Stella gets mad at me sometimes. She`s a sweet-natured woman, but sometimes the devil likes to take a vacation in her body. I wish you good luck.”
― Pinky and the Beast
He takes a look at her pissed off face and gives me a pitying smile.
„I`ve been married for forty-two years, my boy, and let me tell you I still don`t know why my Stella gets mad at me sometimes. She`s a sweet-natured woman, but sometimes the devil likes to take a vacation in her body. I wish you good luck.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“„Why are you driving so slow? We`ll never get there at this rate.”
„I`m being careful, and I`m going to have to ask you not to stress me out. It`s not good for the baby.”
„Baby? What baby?”
„Me, I`m the baby, so shut up.”
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„I`m being careful, and I`m going to have to ask you not to stress me out. It`s not good for the baby.”
„Baby? What baby?”
„Me, I`m the baby, so shut up.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“„You`re telling me you willingly get up at five in the morning so that you can do what is basically glorified stretching, and you claim that helps you start the day, right?”
„Yes”
„But you`re not a hippie.”
„Nope,” I say as I drink from my Make love, not war mug.”
― Pinky and the Beast
„Yes”
„But you`re not a hippie.”
„Nope,” I say as I drink from my Make love, not war mug.”
― Pinky and the Beast
“I have a crazy person living in my house, and I can`t get her out. Apparently, I have done something really, really bad, because the universe has decided to send my worst nightmare to live with me.”
― Pinky and the Beast
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