Troublemakers Quotes

“on the table, and talking to a girl”
― Gregg Maxwell Parker, Troublemakers

“on the coffee table, playing Fortnite, eating from a bag of popcorn while there was already one empty bag”
― Gregg Maxwell Parker, Troublemakers

“323-111-1111 Call me [heart] Kate Middleton.”
― Gregg Maxwell Parker, Troublemakers

“We Ruin Tina’s Life”
― Gregg Maxwell Parker, Troublemakers

“One thing you might not know about me is that I’m super hot. I hear”
― Gregg Maxwell Parker, Troublemakers

“Anyway, JBA was selling magazines to raise money for whatever it is they do there. You got three dollars for every subscription you signed people up for (and yes, they check to make sure it’s legitimate, so we couldn’t just sign Armando up for twenty subscriptions to Women’s Health). But you got five dollars for every subscription to The Economist, which personally I find fascinating but is too advanced for most 12-year-old minds. So we bought a copy of The Economist, removed the cover, and then stapled it around one of the magazines Tina’s dad keeps under his bed. Dirty magazine, fake cover. Then we left it in the boys’ bathroom and waited. By the end of the day, every boy in school was coming to us asking to subscribe to The Economist. Easy money.”
― Gregg Maxwell Parker, Troublemakers

“I’m super hot.”
― Gregg Maxwell Parker, Troublemakers