Triana Moore, Space Janitor Quotes

“You don’t eat eggs and toast? I would never have signed a domestic contract with a woman who doesn’t eat toast.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“SK2 all slide, so I’m getting a chance to do some quality door slamming that I missed out on in my teen years.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Suck it up, buttercup.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Ok, enough of this. I’m normally a surface dweller. I don’t like to get too deep into anything emotional.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“River Tam”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“This is the worst part of the flight. Up in space, I’m not too worried—humanity has been safely traversing the void for hundreds of years. But landing a fragile shuttle on a huge, hard rock with a potentially volatile atmosphere? That just sounds like a bad idea.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Your friends in station security want to go through the Morningstar with a fine-toothed comb. And magnets. Possibly trained drug-sniffing monkeys.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Now, science has made a lot of advances since the Earth Exodus, and current technology provides artificial gravity in a much more cost efficient manner that allows us to build more compact stations”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“And don’t look at your feet! They’ll stay connected to your body, even if you aren’t watching them.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“TC, go put on your flashiest party clothes. Triana, I’m betting you haven’t got anything besides uniforms and sweatpants with you.” O’Neill laughs. “Maybe not sweatpants, but I’m sure she doesn’t have anything very fancy. My girl is all about comfort.” He smiles and gives me a kiss on the cheek.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“An enormous, golden statue dominates the room. From this angle, it looks like a chubby, bald guy in a diaper sitting on a box.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“TC ordered nachos, pizza, bread sticks and some kind of cheesy dip, cookies, and more brownies. He and I must be related.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Bring me another gargle blaster.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Since this is clearly your first adult employment opportunity, allow me to offer you some advice. Don’t tater-tot with the maintenance crew. They can make your life miserable.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“reality show.” I don’t know where the name originates, as most of the shows had no connection to reality.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Bogie at ten o’clock,” I whisper to Hy-Mi. “What’s a bogie?” Scott asks. “And it’s only eight.” “It’s an ancient Earth military thing. It means, ‘look out, there’s a bad guy.’ I’m not sure what the time has to do with it.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“chocolate is always good for morale.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“I’m fine,” he grits out, pushing past me. He walks slowly down the corridor toward Vanti, his left hand braced against the wall. If it weren’t there, he’d probably fall over. Men.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Vanti has glow-tape? Talk about prepared! What is she, a boy scout?”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Then, for some reason that a skilled therapist could probably make a fortune evaluating, I went back to SK2 to get a job.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“playing Cards Against the Galaxy.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“It’s supposed to be a Karhovian Eagle, also known as the vulture dove. They’re native to Kaku.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“I try not to look too closely at the stain on the wall. Student housing at its finest.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“A thin, flexible, translucent material covers me from the neck down, more or less form fitted to my body. It’s a little tight around the torso; I guess I might have been a bit, hmm, optimistic when I entered my mass.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“really do know this station better than the rebels know the death planet blaster.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“That’s about as successful as the coyote’s plans.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“This is ridiculous, because I have the worst handwriting in the history of paper,”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“The rest of the day passes like shuttle fuel at absolute zero.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“I sternly remind myself that he’s a colossal jackass and we aren’t friends right now.”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series

“Of course, I also believe there’s a big invisible dude watching over the universe, remember? Who am I to judge?”
― Julia Huni, Triana Moore, Space Janitor: The Complete Series