Monster's Mercy Quotes

“Free will. What a bitch. What a gift.”
― William D. Arand, Monster's Mercy

“Why thank you, Rene,” Alana said, giving him a smile that showed off her two sets of canines. Then she stepped into the kitchen. Did we get married? I don’t know. I don’t think so. I think maybe we did. Yeah, I think we got married.”
― William D. Arand, Monster's Mercy

“As he walked into the study, he didn’t quite know what to do with himself. He stood there and waited. We never really dated. This is all rather exciting and new. You kind of made it impossible to date anyone. You constantly told me to kill them. That’s fair. I did.”
― William D. Arand, Monster's Mercy

“Fuck it. We might as well go give a courting gift to Odelia and fuck my life up. Then we’ll go home and see if Alana or Irini want a throw in the bedroom. Because, why the fuck not? I approve of this plan with great cheer. It should prove to be exactly what we need.”
― William D. Arand, Monster's Mercy

“Her heart was hammering away much as his was.”
― William D. Arand, Monster's Mercy

“Item Name: Teacup (Part of Lori’s Tea Set) Description: Crafted by Alana Cleary. This delicately carved and detailed cup was made by the hand of an Elven maiden. As beautiful as the creator, and about as stiff as her personality. It should be noted that the creation of this object had an ulterior motive.”
― William D. Arand, Monster's Mercy

“Item Name: Steel Short Sword Description: Forged by William Moon. A sturdy and serviceable sword. A lot like your first girlfriend—you could do better, you could do worse.”
― William D. Arand, Monster's Mercy