World's Dumbest President Quotes

“Bright Lights Q. How many White House advisors does it take to change a light bulb? A. None.  They’re supposed to keep the President in the dark.”
― mad comedy, World's Dumbest President: A Compendium of the Funniest Jokes about America’s Worst President

“It’s a Gay Life A young gay man calls home and tells his mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. He tells his mother, a strict Muslim, that he is sure she will be happier because he knows that his gay lifestyle has been very disturbing to her. She responds that she is indeed delighted and asks tentatively, “I suppose it would be too much to hope that she comes from a good family?” He tells her she comes from a rich, famous, and powerful family. His mother admits she’s overwhelmed by the news, and asks, delighted, “What is her name?” He answers, “Tiffany Trump.” There is a pause, then his mother asks, “What happened to that nice boy you were dating last year?”
― mad comedy, World's Dumbest President: A Compendium of the Funniest Jokes about America’s Worst President

“Marital Bliss Donald and Melania Trump are sitting in the White House one night watching Fox News. Suddenly, Melania reaches over and smacks her husband, knocking him off his chair. Donald crawls back up and whines, "What was that for?"
She says, "For having a little pecker."
He sits there quietly a moment, then leans over smacks her, knocking her off of her chair. She crawls back and complains, "What was that for?"
He replies, "For knowing there is more than one size.”
― mad comedy, World's Dumbest President: A Compendium of the Funniest Jokes about America’s Worst President