Dave the Villager 19 Quotes

“FOOL, YOU WILL DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!” yelled Spidroth. “NOW FIGHT!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“CHAPTER ONE 20,000 Blocks Under the Sea”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Billy will make a fine drowned,” said Spidroth. “I’m sure he will feast on the flesh of many sailors in the years to come.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“I wonder what it eats?”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“I’m not getting close to the bears!” whimpered Captain Nitwit. “FOOL, YOU WILL DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!” yelled Spidroth. “NOW FIGHT!” “Um, ok then,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“The Lady Spidroth will not be carried like a bag of potatoes!” snapped Spidroth. “Until a couple of weeks ago you were a potato,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Yes, we all know you’re old, stop going on about it,”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“fools”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“Oi, bear!” he yelled. “What are you doing down there being all stupid? You’re just a dumb bear!”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel

“We couldn’t let you get eaten by a giant bear on your own,” said Carl. “Good friends get eaten by giant bears together.”
― Dave Villager, Dave the Villager 19: An Unofficial Minecraft Novel