Vainqueur the Dragon Quotes

“We are no longer called Hell," Malfy replied. "After decades of benchmarking studies, our Corporate Overlords identified the name as no longer politically-correct. We have now been rebranded as Happyland.”
― Maxime J. Durand, Vainqueur the Dragon

“You killed everyone I knew when you destroyed the Woods of Gevaudan. The good thing is, I hated everyone I knew.”
― Maxime J. Durand, Vainqueur the Dragon

“The giant riding it looked like a monstrous, headless knight, carrying an enormous axe of flesh and bone with one hand. A floating eye of blue flames hovered where the head should have been, glaring down with malice at the small people the monster cut mercilessly.”
― Maxime J. Durand, Vainqueur the Dragon

“Watching you gave me diabetes.”
― Maxime J. Durand, Vainqueur the Dragon

“They’re asking what they should replace the sacrifices with," Victor translated. "Tell them they must moonwalk until they collapse of exhaustion every full moon, then to eat their own fecal matter." "Seriously?" "No, but that would have been funny," the Moon Beast replied. "Tell them to pray to the Moon Man for insight, then to hold a quiet, private orgy under the moonlight every full moon; narcotics are encouraged, but not necessary. Order them to stop summoning me, as I have other cults to guide.”
― Maxime J. Durand, Vainqueur the Dragon

“They’re asking what they should replace the sacrifices with," Victor translated. "Tell them they must moonwalk until they collapse of exhaustion every full moon, then to eat their own fecal matter.”
― Maxime J. Durand, Vainqueur the Dragon

“Mortals are suckers for broken birds.”
― Maxime J. Durand, Vainqueur the Dragon