WIEDERGEBURT Quotes

“Why is there a snake in the library?” she asked. I looked up at the snake, which seemed to sense me staring at it and looked down. Its tongue flicked out of its mouth. Then it went back to lounging like an indulgent pet. “I would like to know that as well,” I muttered, my shoulders slumping in a miserable and dejected manner.”
― Brandon Varnell, WIEDERGEBURT: Legend of the Reincarnated Warrior 1

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― Brandon Varnell, WIEDERGEBURT: Legend of the Reincarnated Warrior 1

“Eryk, I have been trying not to say anything, but…” Before I could decide whether or not it was appropriate to tease her, Kari suddenly spoke. I looked at her. However, she was not looking at me. Her eyes were looking up, at the snake lounging against the rafters. “Why is there a snake in the library?” she asked. I looked up at the snake, which seemed to sense me staring at it and looked down. Its tongue flicked out of its mouth. Then it went back to lounging like an indulgent pet. “I would like to know that as well,” I muttered, my shoulders slumping in a miserable and dejected manner.”
― Brandon Varnell, WIEDERGEBURT: Legend of the Reincarnated Warrior 1

“If I had a weapon, I was confident I could defeat even a B-rank Demon Beast, but the weapon I used was a ruler, a weapon that was basically just a large hunk of metal. Of course, the ruler I had used back in my previous timeline was heavily modified to the point where I wasn’t sure it could even be called a ruler. The Dragon’s Tail Ruler had been a weapon created for me by the Dwoergs, a race of beings from Niðavellir. Sadly, I wouldn’t be able to ask them to make it for me until I could find a Warp Gate that would take me there.”
― Brandon Varnell, WIEDERGEBURT: Legend of the Reincarnated Warrior 1

“About an hour or so after I opened the library, people began coming in. Our library was quite popular. While part of the reason was because we were one of only four libraries in Nevaria, I believed a bigger reason was because news had spread that Kari often frequented this place. It had officially become common knowledge. Several of those people who’d come to the library fled after the snake suddenly dropped down from the rafters and flicked its tongue at them. I bopped the thing on the head after this happened several times, then gave it a stern lecture, but that didn’t seem to deter it. At some point, I just couldn’t take anymore and tried to pull the thing from the rafters. “You’re being a pest! Get down now!” The snake hissed. “Don’t take that tone with me! I told you to behave yourself, and you didn’t! Your rafter privileges have been revoked!”
― Brandon Varnell, WIEDERGEBURT: Legend of the Reincarnated Warrior 1

“I sat in the tub, my arms crossed as I tried to keep my body from shaking and my teeth from chattering, waiting until my body had absorbed all of the medicinal ingredients that were mixed into the water. It felt like my entire body was frozen. I was pretty sure my balls had become shriveled from the cold. The things I did to gain strength…”
― Brandon Varnell, WIEDERGEBURT: Legend of the Reincarnated Warrior 1

“One of those men hit on me. I’ll never forget the look on his face when I informed him that I wasn’t interested in him because I had a dick. I had this feeling his friends weren’t going to let him live it down either.”
― Brandon Varnell, WIEDERGEBURT: Legend of the Reincarnated Warrior 1