The Cursed Fae King Quotes

“You’re a priest?” I raise a single eyebrow in question. “You can be anything you want to be these days.” Miranda pauses. “Except a goat fucker. We’ve decided folks lose their head for that one.”
― A.K. Koonce, The Cursed Fae King

“Guards even stand in my room while I sleep. I have never clenched my butt cheeks so tightly before in my life. It might be the end of me if one of them heard me let a massive fart rip in the middle of the night. So”
― A.K. Koonce, The Cursed Fae King

“How does one tiny woman have room for so many insufferable traits in such an empty head?”
― A.K. Koonce, The Cursed Fae King