Why Begins with W Quotes

“Puns are the lowest form of humor,” he proclaimed the cliché proudly. “Shakespeare used puns,” I observed. “You are not Shakespeare.” I had to agree.”
― Hamish De'Lamet, Why Begins With W

“A comedy about killing people? Like, that is just so awful.”
― Hamish De'Lamet, Why Begins With W

“The Perfect Crime! By Al the Janitor.”
― Anonymous, Why Begins With W

“Mr. Kaplan would never have used double negatives like that. He wears bow-ties, and people with bow-ties don’t use double negatives.”
― Anonymous, Why Begins With W

“A comedy about killing people? Like, that is just so awful.”
― Anonymous, Why Begins With W

“He claims the box we found was some sort of macabre time capsule, kept by a criminal who needed confession – as a ritual of his or her life. Our small town just doesn’t go in for these kinds of stories. It cost us a summer of sorting it all out. If what happened in these journals is true, then, indeed, it was time well spent! If it’s all fabrication, then the author should be grateful that we made heads and tails out of the occasionally illegible text!”
― Anonymous, Why Begins With W