Interstellar Caveman Quotes

“He suddenly became aware of his eye brows, which had lifted so high up his forehead they were close to adding a couple of centimeters to his height.”
― Karl Beecher, Interstellar Caveman

“And we can't even find a man who sticks out like a Bic on a wedding cake.”
― Karl Beecher, Interstellar Caveman

“But he couldn’t escape his visceral dislike of the way women and non-believers were treated.”
― Karl Beecher, Interstellar Caveman

“why don’t you take a rest or something, huh?”
― Karl Beecher, Interstellar Caveman

“Ma-int-enn-an-keh,” she whispered to herself. It was no language she was familiar with.”
― Karl Beecher, Interstellar Caveman

“Get this through your head,” she yelled. “He’s not your messiah, he’s a very poorly boy! Go tell the rest of your friends outside to leave Colin alone and go home, all of you!”
― Karl Beecher, Interstellar Caveman

“First, they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they ignore you again, a bit later they laugh at you some more, then they fight you, then they win. Then you start again.”
― Karl Beecher, Interstellar Caveman