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Scrooged Scrooged by Vi Keeland
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“You just climbed into my Uber, jumped onto my lap, smacked me in the face, and you want to know who I am? Who the hell are you?”
― Vi Keeland, Scrooged
“Apparently I have a magnet on my crotch, seeing as though it’s not the first time this morning you accidentally made contact with my groin area.”
― Vi Keeland, Scrooged
“Umm. Do you think you can slide over so I’m not impregnated if we hit a bump?”
― Vi Keeland, Scrooged