This Van Could Be Your Life Quotes

“Against my will, the kids got me laughing that day. When we stopped for gas after crossing the border, I discovered Canadian currency was worth only slightly less to them than pirate treasure. The ancient, cracked, and yellowed bug screen on the van was plastered with layers of splattered insects. For two dollars Canadian, I got Kai to eat a dead bug. For six dollars, I got him to lick the length of the bug screen. Money well spent, as far as I was concerned, or at least better than doing something lame like kicking in for their college funds.”
― Mishka Shubaly, This Van Could Be Your Life

“The clerk made sure to give us adjoining rooms, so I lay awake, listening to the kids bicker and fart through the thin walls.”
― Mishka Shubaly, This Van Could Be Your Life