The Beast of Buckingham Palace Quotes

“A bronze bust of some dictator or other, who had gone by the name of “Trump.”
― David Walliams, The Beast of Buckingham Palace

“Shoo, you talking toilet!” she shouted.”
― David Walliams, The Beast of Buckingham Palace

“prince was hurled up and over… “HUH!” …and landed on his back, sprawled out on the floor. THUD! “OOF!” A figure was standing over him in the blackness. “What do you think you are doing out of your room at this time of night?” the voice demanded. “I thought you were locked in!” “Nanny! You’re surprisingly strong,” said the boy as he lay there, dazed and confused. The old lady proudly shared her fitness regime. “Porridge every morning and a bottle of port each night.” Indeed, the stench of alcohol coming from the old lady was overpowering. Alfred thought he might get drunk on the fumes.”
― David Walliams, The Beast of Buckingham Palace

“Alfred, will you help us?” Before the boy could answer, he heard the sound of bootsteps approaching. STOMP! STOMP! STOMP! “Guards!” he hissed. “Go! Go! Go!” implored Mother, so he jumped down from the bucket, and leaped on to a pile of hay. THUD! There he pretended to be asleep. Alfred even did his”
― David Walliams, The Beast of Buckingham Palace

“Buckingham Palace. They lifted their lanterns to reveal a vast cellar”
― David Walliams, The Beast of Buckingham Palace