The Reindeer Falls Collection Quotes

“Well then, I hope your grandson finds someone.” “Oh, he will. I’ll make sure of it. He can’t run around getting the milk for free forever. Boy’s gotta buy the cow sometime.”
― Jana Aston, The Reindeer Falls Collection: Volume 1

“I can't deal with you right now, Ginger. I have actual real-life problems." "Like what?" I wrinkle my nose at her because I'm not sure what problem she could possibly have that she didn't have the last time I saw her a mere week ago. "I slept with Santa Claus last night, for starters.”
― Jana Aston, The Reindeer Falls Collection: Volume 1

“I will one-star you on Yelp," I threaten.”
― Jana Aston, The Reindeer Falls Collection: Volume 1

“Sigh. Jingle my bell, he's trouble.”
― Jana Aston, The Reindeer Falls Collection: Volume 1

“Oh, sweet heavenly fruitcake, I've lost my mind.”
― Jana Aston, The Reindeer Falls Collection: Volume 1

“But really, if I give this jerk my gingerbread recipe, what's next? He'd probably want my almond tart recipe. Then he'd want a glass of milk and a plate. And then he'd want to know where I got my adorable vintage Santa Claus plates”
― Jana Aston, The Reindeer Falls Collection: Volume 1

“And now he's all mine. Merry Christmas to me.”
― Jana Aston, The Reindeer Falls Collection: Volume 1