The Christmas Deal Quotes

“You’re already dripping for me. Gonna feel so good inside. You’re so big, you’re gonna split me open, and I’ll love every second of it. Want you so bad, want you to—mmph.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Logan sure as hell didn’t do love with men, but it had to be easy enough to fake. He grasped Seth’s palm firmly. “Deal.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“This is all part of having a teenager, trust me. My girls think they know every darn thing there is to know.” “So how do you stay patient?” Logan asked. Angela lifted her glass. “Lots of Merlot. But really, it’s hard sometimes. You just want to shake them and stop them from making mistakes you can see coming a mile away. I remind myself that it’s my job to love them through all their mistakes. Hug them when they need it, and especially when they think they don’t. Because they sure need all the hugs and patience we can give them. Even when they’re bein’ assholes. Especially then.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“You’re up early.” “You guys are kinda noisy.” Oh, merciful lord. “I—I’m so sorry, we—it’s—oh my.” Connor laughed. “Don’t, like, pass out or anything. It’s gross, but whatever.” He quickly added, “Not because you’re guys! Because you’re so…old and stuff.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Fuck Seth’s family and him “leaving” home. Fuck their obituary. Fuck them all in their pious, hypocritical ass-faces. “You deserve every single bit of Christmas,” he said fiercely.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Part of Logan still couldn’t believe it. Him and Seth. Him and Seth for real. Everyone knowing and not seeming to mind. Maybe it was the peace and good will and all that shit, but whatever it was, he’d take it.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Like the kid on Schitt’s Creek,” Pop said, rooting around in the snack bowl and coming up with an orange peanut M&M.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“You said you want me,” Seth whispered. “Hell yes.” Logan squeezed his thigh. “I wanna bust a nut all over you.” Seth had to laugh. “Thank you?”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Logan thought of how bony and fragile Connor had felt under his frozen hands as he’d pushed him up onto the ice. How breakable. He couldn’t let Connor break. Maybe he wouldn’t always do or say the right thing, but he was going to try his hardest every day.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Then you know how precious life is. Grab on to the people who make your heart happy and don’t ever let go. And to hell with anyone who doesn’t like it.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Then Logan was blocking his way. Then Logan was taking Seth’s face in his work-rough hands. Then Logan was kissing him. Then Logan was kissing him for real.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“You need to tie those tighter,” Logan said a minute later. He and Connor had their skates on already and were standing waiting. Logan knelt at Seth’s feet to retie the laces, which was so sweet, yet spectacularly unhelpful in regards to Seth’s partial erection.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“You just want to shake them and stop them from making mistakes you can see coming a mile away. I remind myself that it’s my job to love them through all their mistakes. Hug them when they need it, and especially when they think they don’t. Because they sure need all the hugs and patience we can give them. Even when they’re bein’ assholes. Especially then.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Logan scratched his chest, the sound of his nails on his hairy flesh drawing Seth’s attention despite himself. His pecs were wonderfully furry. Not too much, not too little. Just right. You’re not Goldilocks. Stop it.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“This breakup had kicked Seth in the nuts, and Logan wasn’t going to let any shit-brick ex make him feel worse. In a world full of assholes, Seth was good.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Oh, let me get you some towels.” He spun to escape before Logan could reply and tried not to think of Logan naked and wet in the shower. He failed badly, but at least he tried.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“It’s okay.” Seth forced a laugh. “I mean, it’s not okay, but it is what it is. I couldn’t stay in the closet. I like to believe in a God who made people the way they’re supposed to be.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Logan looked at Seth, and they shared a laugh. Logan hadn’t imagined smiling on this crappy day, let alone laughing. That little flare of hope burned brighter. The plan was nuts, but it was all he had.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Logan stared at the words, first with confusion, then disbelief.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“He nodded, not looking at Seth. Not thinking about how much happier he really had been the past week or so. “Thanks.” He thought of Veronica again, guilt bubbling up.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“No. That would be way too… No. Not into it.” He could admit he’d never tried, and that the idea of being fucked was way too…much. Too gay, although he didn’t say that out loud. There wasn’t anything wrong with it. It just wasn’t for him. And maybe he’d thought about it sometimes, and he’d been curious once or twice, but hell no. Letting a guy do that would be… Hell, he didn’t know what, but it was better to keep it simple with men.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“A crazy fucking idea.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Oh, look, pookie—that kind of chair would be perfect for our new table,”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Shrugging, Logan said, “Sure.” He didn’t usually think of men’s looks or personalities that way since that stuff didn’t matter when it came to simply getting off.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Then Connor discovered her in the morning since he was home for the summer.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“If they were in a porno, she’d be about to let down her hair, take off her glasses, and rip open her cream blouse to reveal big tits. She’d hike up her skirt and—”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“That’s how he knew he was straight. He only wanted that other stuff with women. Men were for getting off and nothing more.”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“Why would God have made orgasms if we weren’t supposed to use them?”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“What are you whispering about?” He mouthed, “Caper?”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal

“This is awesome. It’s, like, a caper. Who doesn’t love a caper?”
― Keira Andrews, The Christmas Deal