Twelve Days of Christmas Horror Quotes

“Goodwill and tidings to all men. Failing that, death and destruction to all men.”
― Rick Wood, Twelve Days of Christmas Horror

“A gingerbread man who squeals when I bite its leg off so I don’t have to keep pretending and making the sounds myself.”
― Rick Wood, Twelve Days of Christmas Horror

“The children are not permitted to touch this elf. I repeat, the children are not permitted to touch this elf, at all, under any circumstance; not even a little. The elf must remain where he is, just as he has been placed. On the shelf. Watching. Always watching.”
― Rick Wood, Twelve Days of Christmas Horror

“last year and just as it will the next. As if it has meaning to this family of agnostics. Agnostics—the only thing worse than theists or atheists. As if you lack the gumption to form an opinion. I watch as you unpack your gifts and smile at each other, then stop your smiles when they cease looking. You’ve spent all that money for this momentary lie. And I plan, as I do every year, to do what should have been done many years ago. To kill you all.”
― Rick Wood, Twelve Days of Christmas Horror