I Pucking Love You Quotes

“she hid all of her quirks and made herself into the woman she thought he wanted her to be. She didn’t think anyone would love her if she was herself, and after a while, she convinced herself that your dad knew who she really was deep down and loved her anyway, even though he had no clue. You don’t hide who you are.”
― Pippa Grant, I Pucking Love You

“I know why my mom’s broken. She loved my dad with everything she had, and he left. She wasn’t enough. Her love wasn’t enough. He got tired of her, and he left. If I let myself love Tyler with everything I have, and he leaves, I know exactly what my future will look like. It’ll look like my mom.”
― Pippa Grant, I Pucking Love You

“Every time my therapist would broach the subject, I’d tell her I worked enough hours and had an active enough social life that I didn’t see Mom that much. Or that I couldn’t afford to live somewhere else. Or that I felt like working through my issues with Mom was more important than abandoning her. She’s funny in her own way. And I know she’s only worried about my weight because she wants me to be healthy.”
― Pippa Grant, I Pucking Love You

“I cleaned out my closet. Can you believe I still had a whole wardrobe of size sixteens in there? I put them all on your bed since they’re too big for me, but I think they’ll fit you.”
― Pippa Grant, I Pucking Love You

“Brit: OH MY GOD. Tyler. It’s a woman, isn’t it? You’re dating someone! Who is she? What’s her name? When do we get to meet her? Are you bringing her home for Christmas? Is she a bunny, or is she someone else? Wait! Wait! Are you dating one of your teammates’ sisters? OH MY GOD. You’re dating the coach’s daughter and you’re trying to make a good impression, aren’t you? Tyler: *picture of a skinny white guy with big glasses* Haha! Psych. I stole this phone. This is me. I’m Bernard. You guys sound like fun. Will you adopt me? I’ll send you my real number. Dad: That’s a funny Grand Canyon of a vagina, Tyler, my favorite son, god of the sun and moon, he who bangs best. Dad: Grand Canyon of a vagina. Dad: WHO CHANGED MY PHONE TO INSULT YOUR YO-YO MA’S SEX TAPE? Dad: BEEEEEEEEEEEP. Keely: OMG, I’m wheezing. Allie: My favorite part of this is that Tyler’s going to get blamed for changing the autocorrect setting in Dad’s phone. Again. Brit: I can’t believe no one changed “joke” in his phone before now. Dad: I CAN STILL SEE YOUR MESSAGES.”
― Pippa Grant, I Pucking Love You