The Ranch Quotes

“And he was sweating like a whore in church.”
― Sam Sisavath, The Ranch

“Besides, listening to you two makes me wanna throw up, even while unconscious.”
― Sam Sisavath, The Ranch

“No big bombs or EMPs from North Korea or any of that nonsense, but plenty of bloodsucking monsters. Who would have seen that coming? I didn’t.”
― Sam Sisavath, The Ranch

“Tell me something: Is it hard to walk around with balls that big?”
― Sam Sisavath, The Ranch

“Mansfield was unmoved. She put her hands on her hips. “Those drugs aren’t candy. I need her here in person.”
― Sam Sisavath, The Ranch