Otis Quotes

“I don’t know, how about Flowie?” The flower clapped its two leaves together with joy. “Oh, I love it. Flowie the flower. What a brilliant name! I’m sure no one has ever thought to call a flower ‘Flowie’.”
― Dr. Block, Otis: Diary of a Baby Zombie Pigman, Complete Edition

“agonizing”
― Dr. Block, Otis: Diary of a Baby Zombie Pigman, Complete Edition

“something about baby zombie pigmen that made me”
― Dr. Block, Otis: Diary of a Baby Zombie Pigman, Complete Edition

“door”
― Dr. Block, Otis: Diary of a Baby Zombie Pigman, Complete Edition

“Incredibly, the flower remained calm and said, “You cannot pull me from the dirt. You are the dirt. Everything is one in the same.” I pulled the flower’s head from his green stalk. I tossed the stalk on the ground and jumped up and down on it until it was nothing more than a puddle of goo. “You cannot kill me. Everything is one in the same. I’m still connected to my stalk.” I looked at the flower’s face, surrounded by yellow petals. I took the flower’s head, threw it to the ground, and squished it into goo. Now you won’t talk to me anymore! Then, even when the flower was nothing more than a pile of goo, like a nasty booger or a piece of discarded chewing gum, I could still hear his voice: “Everything is connected. You have done nothing but squish yourself.”
― Dr. Block, Otis: Diary of a Baby Zombie Pigman, Complete Edition

“I laughed. Not a bellyaching laugh like Konichi Juan, but more of a chuckle or maybe even a chortle. “Just exist? That’s ridiculous.”
― Dr. Block, Otis: Diary of a Baby Zombie Pigman, Complete Edition

“How could he know that? Could he read my thoughts? “Don’t worry, Otis. I cannot read your thoughts.” What the Notch? Maybe he could read my thoughts.”
― Dr. Block, Otis: Diary of a Baby Zombie Pigman, Complete Edition

“What is the ‘X’ for?” I asked. “Nothing. I just like the letter ‘X’,” he said.”
― Dr. Block, Otis: Diary of a Baby Zombie Pigman, Complete Edition

“for valor without measure.” Valor without measure? I thought. That sounds pretty dominant. I wonder if this was for Konichi Juan?”
― Dr. Block, Otis: Diary of a Baby Zombie Pigman, Complete Edition

“This feeling was confirmed a few moments later when a large spider scurried out of the middle passageway and into the penumbra of my torchlight.”
― Dr. Block, Otis: Diary of a Baby Zombie Pigman, Complete Edition