Epic Zero Quotes

“But if I were you, I’d pace myself. You’re cleaning up any invisi-barf.” With Dog-Gone busy gorging himself,”
― R.L. Ullman, Epic Zero: Collection 2

“punctures the street like a giant spear.”
― R.L. Ullman, Epic Zero: Collection 2

“Unthinkable alliance?”
― R.L. Ullman, Epic Zero: Collection 2

“side of the story, I’m toast. But who could I possibly call that could sway this biased audience? “Order!” Quovaar demands again, this time rising to his feet. “Order in the court! I say order in the court!” Wait. What did he just say? Order…? In the court? That’s it! But it’s a longshot. And if it doesn’t work, I’m doomed. Finally, the Paladins settle down. “Elliott Harkness,” Quovaar says. “While you plead innocent to one charge, you plead guilty to the other, with a claim of self-defense. These accusations against you are serious, and this case must be carefully deliberated. Per the Order of the Paladin, you are allowed to call before the Court one witness who may try to support your claims. Once named, we will summon this individual to”
― R.L. Ullman, Epic Zero: Collection 2

“the All-Seeing Eye to bring forth an image of the”
― R.L. Ullman, Epic Zero: Collection 2

“it’s too late. But how?”
― R.L. Ullman, Epic Zero: Collection 2

“hero’s gotta do. Even if he’d rather be doing anything else—like algebra or going to the dentist. I hang a right at the corner bakery and make a beeline for Keystone Police Station. Why the police station? Well, it’s not because I’m trying to stuff this Godzilla wannabe into a human-sized jail cell. That’s impossible, although it sure would be nice. No, I’m heading for the police station because that’s where TechnocRat told me to meet him. He said he had a big solution for our not-so-little problem. And he better be right, because we’re coming in fast, so I hope he’s ready to deliver on his end of the deal. THUMP! My feet fly off the pavement. Every time that over-sized lizard takes a step,”
― R.L. Ullman, Epic Zero: Collection 2

“dog or a vacuum cleaner covered in fur.”
― R.L. Ullman, Epic Zero: Collection 2

“After I polish off my plate, I lean back in my chair, totally stuffed. Okay, I ate that way too fast.”
― R.L. Ullman, Epic Zero: Collection 2

“I close my eyes, and as I drift off to sleep, I hear the not-so-sweet sounds of Dog-Gone barfing in my bathroom.”
― R.L. Ullman, Epic Zero: Collection 2