About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known Quotes

“Hey, it's a celebration of life. Nothing says celebrate like a dancing pig, right?”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“I usually take my baked bean casserole, in fact, some people call me the Bean Lady. The dish is probably better suited to outside picnics, though, where there's a little breeze. But if the weather's nice enough to open the windows, they're fine for indoor funeral luncheons.”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“What have you gotten us into?”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“You look fine to me. And what does an electrician know about a facial?”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“The Power Line Pleasure Riders didn't finish the parade that day. After the unseated riders were reunited with their mounts, we headed back down Kenwood Avenue like a cavalry regiment after a grueling battle.”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“See these little fuzz balls? They're called pills, and they're holding your shirts together.”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“It felt like Cannabis 101 and by the time she finished talking, I didn't know whether to call the cops or place and order.”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“Peggy›s stories remind us of how good people live good lives.”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“On the day Mike finally moved out of our home, John presented him with the savings account into which he had deposited the cost of the Philmont trip, and his college text books, and his rent for two years.”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“How am I supposed to plan for the future if these Viva people keep sending me money whenever they feel like it?”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“rolls of Viva paper towels for her many fans. Even”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“the Norwalk virus,”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“you and your little Facebook friends”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son

“verticalcruise director,”
― Peggy Rowe, About Your Father and Other Celebrities I Have Known: Ruminations and Revelations from a Desperate Mother to Her Dirty Son